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lucillesballs:

science side of tumblr why won’t this ass quit

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19:27pm with (2,528 notes)

jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

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15:40pm with (607,304 notes)
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12:20pm with (3,878 notes)

That arm coming from the left is creeping me out. She looks great though.

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12:14pm with (2,730 notes)

husssel:

I need a threesome like rn….

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2:05am with (21,297 notes)

ikea-graveyard:

Okay this white dude had a black girlfriend and they were walking by me and the dude said, “you know what babe, realtors are so lazy when it comes to financing” and she literally replied with, “why do you have to talk about the most boring shit, Steve”.

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2:04am with (32,524 notes)
  • ME IN OCTOBER: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME HAPPY THANKSGIVING EH TO ME HAPPY 1989 TO ME HAPPY TIME-FOR-SLOPPY-DRUNK KATY PERRY CANDIDS MONTH TO ME HAPPY FUCKING HALLOWEEN TO ME HAPPY PRETTY COLORS OUTSIDE TO ME I FUCKING LOVE OCTOBER. CANDY CAKE TURKEY COSTUMES RAIN HORROR MOVIES FUCK *puts hot chocolate on stove from tonight*
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1:33am with (195,471 notes)

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

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0:12am with (410,167 notes)

trillthugbabe:

😂

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0:07am with (91,760 notes)

standbackyoumewlingquim:

Also known as the scene that shattered my heart into a million pieces

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0:05am with (364 notes)
kjnocom asked : Sorry if I sound really stupid (don't know anything about Tumblr), but is there any way I could download/pay for your Love Story (1989 Remix) mp3? It's awesome!

Thank you for the compliment.

You can download free here: http://www.mediafire.com/?v1nfjwnkwndewgq

0:04am with (1 note)

FUCK THIS MAN LMFAAOO

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17:18pm with (12,015 notes)